What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do baseball players always stay cool?