Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?