Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?