What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is God's favorite superhero?