What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do fairies always drink?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?