Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?