What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the shower say to the toilet?