Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?