What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What animal has 20/20 vision?