Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?