Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are trees so good at interior design?