What's black and white and red all over?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?