What do fish use for glasses?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are books always so angry?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?