How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where does breakfast live?
I like telling Dad jokes.