Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?