Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?