What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you make a bandstand?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?