What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?