Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What fish sings the best?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?