When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What school subject really rocks?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?