What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?