Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?