If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the bee sad?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?