What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What sports are both plant-based?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?