What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How are teens like cats?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?