Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do hamsters come from?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?