Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?