Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When does a horse talk?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?