What style of music weighs the most?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do snowmen get information?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call the king of vegetables?