What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is the strongest animal?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?