What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?