What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What are baby potatoes called?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?