Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What vegetables make the best music?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What stories are told by basketball players?