What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the border collie get a raise?