What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What car can't keep a secret?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the politest month?
What was the first animal in space?