What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where was Noah born?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?