Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?