What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?