What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?