Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What do you call a small mom?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?