Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What table can you never sit at?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do cats always get what they want?