When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What does the sun drink out of?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who invented fractions?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?