Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a parrot's favorite game?