Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?