Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do insects learn at school?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What bird is always sad?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do bees gossip?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?