What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do automobiles fly?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?