How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How can you make 7 even?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?