What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a priest's favorite food?