Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the spider so smart?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?