What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do frogs keep their money?